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skull! What information do you collect?

Only that which is necessary for shipping and billing. I don't actually even collect that. It's all handled by Spreadshirt, my third party printer. You will never receive any unsolicted contact from Dorkass Apparel or the dorkass network.

If you choose not to join the mailing list, you will only receive email confirmation of orders processed. If you do choose to join the mailing list then you will receive the option to unsubscribe at any time with no hard feelings.

Believe it when I say that I cannot stand spam. I don't see how anyone can stomach it... In regards to email spam as well. Spam hurts the internet community as a whole, it makes us more defensive, less anxious to check our email, puts load on our servers, etc. I will never partake in this plague that haunts our intarwebz.